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I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,

That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese.

“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”

“I was born chinese”
“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”

adam and eve not adam and ling ling omg

Fucking hell.

I ONLY WANT THIS FOR THE COMMENTS

failureisntfallingdown:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

nicotinerampage:

likeatolarboss:

geekofnature:

lazylinh:

I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,

That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese.

“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”

“I was born chinese”

“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”

adam and eve not adam and ling ling omg

Fucking hell.

I ONLY WANT THIS FOR THE COMMENTS

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Trying to look sexy while smiling:

Expectation:

Reality:

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theirye’re*

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That moment when you get a high score in a test you didn’t study for.

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Yerli Paranormal Activity.

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i am three years behind in my math homework

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